Thursday, February 11, 2010

If you find yourself in a Horror Movie situation...

1. Trust no one.
2. Never walk towards the loud noise that comes from another room
3. Virgins die last...so you're safe if that's the case.
4. The black "brothas" die first...you're not safe.
5. You're NEVER alone.
6. Locking the doors means nothing.
7. When you find someone huddled in the corner, don't go up to them and ask for help.
8. Run away from the creepy house, not into it.
9. If you are a hot girl...try and keep your clothes on.
10. Just because the person got stabbed, don't leave them behind...that doesn't automatically mean they're dead.
11. When someone says "Stay here." STAY THERE. Don't get all curious. Investigation got people dead.
12. When the supernatural comes into play, you're basically screwed either way. So just pray that no ghosts start popping out.
13. Don't have sex...that's automatic death.
14. When you think that killer is dead...he's not. He always comes back.
15. NEVER fall asleep.
16. If there is a thunderstorm outside...something bad is about to go down. Pre-plan accordingly.
17. The more lights you turn on, the better.
18. Never take a babysitting job, that never leads to anything good.
19. Never say, "I'll be right back." You WON'T be right back.
20. Don't be the hero.
21. No matter how fast you run, the killer WILL catch you just by walking.

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