The "See you Later" girl.

This isn't going to be a pity party. This isn't looking for sympathy. I've traveled down the "sympathy road" before, and it makes me feel more pathetic than any better.

But I digress...

I am the "see you later" girl. I am the girl that is never right now. You won't know it at the moment, you'll think everything is grand, but you'll get the feeling. It's inevitable because everyone gets the feeling. It's the feeling of, "She's not good enough for me, I can definitely do better."
You like the way I look? There is someone out there who is better looking than I am. You like the way I talk? There is someone out there who is smarter and more comical than I could ever be. Go after her.

I'm average. No talents that overwhelm you. No big jokes that you've never heard before. I'll sit there, give you a date that you could compare to any other, saying the right things at the right time. I'll let you walk me to my door and when you get back in your car, you won't give me a second thought. I'll be the girl you call when you're lonely. I'll be the girl that you call to perk you up. You'll never call me, "The one". You'll never say I crossed your mind twice.