Feelings.

I wish I didn't have them. They are the source of every bad decision. They are the core of every wrong that I've done. They are the cause of my stupidity. I hate them. Life would be so much simpler if they would leave. Can't I give them away? I would really like to do that. I would offer them up willingly. I don't want these feelings anymore, I don't want any of this. I didn't ask for it, after all.

Here, take them, they're yours.